Playful Admirer Pillows

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Ancient Racing

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

Wagging Dog

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Could you keep still?"

Love

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Giraffe Portrait

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Chill Out Worshippers!

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'