Affectionate Admirer Pillows

Love

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

'Look man, no wings!'

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The best relationships are silent.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Forrest Gander

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Choirboy

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

It had to be you!

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Valentine's Day Kiss

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"