Affectionate Admirer Gifts

Love

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

'Look man, no wings!'

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The best relationships are silent.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Choirboy

Forrest Gander

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Valentine's Day Kiss

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

It had to be you!

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'