Faithful Companion Admirer Pillows

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I hate it when we fight."

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Love

Priest

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Happy Valentine's Day