Faithful Companion Admirer Pillows

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I hate it when we fight."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Priest

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Love

Christmas Pets

Monk Prompt

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Happy Valentine's Day

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"The buck really stops with him."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing