Animal Companion Admirer Pillows

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Hey, don't you know how to make a Martini 'I asked for this 'extra dirty'!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Too much concealer?"

TSA Noah

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

"I hate it when we fight."

"He's gone goth"

Family with pets.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"