Animal Companion Admirer T-Shirts

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Hey, don't you know how to make a Martini 'I asked for this 'extra dirty'!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"I hate it when we fight."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

Family with pets.