Faithful Companion Pillows

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Others will fight for you

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Priest

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

PJ Parties

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Happy Valentine's Day