Faithful Friend Pillows

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

You Have 12 Followers

Man sees church sign: 'Recount Your Blessings'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'upward mobility'.

'Easter coming so soon after Christmas has almost turned Anthony into a regular churchgoer.'

"Help me at the spelling bee tomorrow...to be confident...to do my best. If I win, that's great...but if I don't, help me remember that in the grand scheme of things...it's only a spelling bee."

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

Words falling out of bible.

"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."

Lost and Found

Hope, prayer & hand sanitizer will get you through it.

Praying

Parrot's vow of silence.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"...And on Thursdays I go preach to the Chaldeans - It's a prophet-sharing plan."

Dogma

"What a day I've had...."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Priest

"Cheery up Job; listen to your old buddy Noah. Things could always be worse. It could be raining."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"I just friended God!"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Three Kings

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Christian books and gifts.

"Well, I suppose it's time to acknowledge that Jesus was the glue of this friendship group."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

Dog Church

The Good Samaritan.

'He's my best friend. We met by chants.'

God says no to praying woman.