Devoted Friend Pillows

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Priest

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Unconditional Loveseat

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Lucky Stars.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Valentines

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Interfaith dialogue

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Words falling out of bible.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

The Good Samaritan.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Give Thanks.

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."