Devoted Darling Pillows

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Valentines

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Unconditional Loveseat

You're the olive in my martini

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Happy birthday Darling!

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Without you I'm Blue.

Marry me on a surfboard

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

To my Valentine

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