Devoted Darling Gifts

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Valentines

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Unconditional Loveseat

You're the olive in my martini

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Happy birthday Darling!

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

Without you I'm Blue.

Marry me on a surfboard

Man turns into an angel.

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

To my Valentine