Donor Darling Gifts

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Dialogue

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Happy birthday Darling!

Valentines

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Marry me on a surfboard

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

Bums Without Borders

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

"Just scan the QR code."

Food bank.

Dressing up

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."