Devoted Follower Gifts

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Football supporters.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Give Thanks.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

Doug Coe

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers