Devoted Reader Gifts

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

Doug had one inviolable rule: Nothing interrupted his reading of the Sunday paper.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Burning the midnight oil.

Television Readers.

The Book Lover

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Pop-up Bible.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Snowman outside library.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Zeal.

'So, read any good book lately?'

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

Tax Simplification made simple

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

God Send Me a Sign

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'upward mobility'.

Trilby - 'You're a thief, sir!'

"Are you planning on just looking at that book or are you gonna borrow it?"

Trilby - 'Trilby! Where is she?'

"Boss, couldn't you do something about the corona virus?"

"How are you getting on with the sequel?"

Praying for a place at university.

Re-shelving the Bible from 'Fiction' to 'Historical Fiction'

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'