Faithful Reader Gifts

'Pop-up Bible.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Trilby - 'You're a thief, sir!'

'So, read any good book lately?'

Re-shelving the Bible from 'Fiction' to 'Historical Fiction'

A monk's vow of silence.

Blind man reading the bible.

Pope Benedict is resigning on the 28th February.

"How are you getting on with the sequel?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Priest

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

The Book Lover

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

Caption Contest TK

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"