Faithful Viewer Gifts

Religious man watching religious TV

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

TV and man

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Caption Contest TK

"God works in mysterious ways."

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"That's the preacher's dog."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'