Passionate Viewer Gifts

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"That's the preacher's dog."

The Book Lover

Johnny Winter.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Flag bearers

Burning love

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

World Cup Fan.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

TV and man

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Religious man watching religious TV

Andy Murray

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'Watchin' the world go by, George?'

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"