Passionate Observer Gifts

"At what point does this become our problem?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

The Manipulation of Justice

'Let's arbitrate.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Minimalism exhibition...

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

The Star Gazer

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

Romantic Comet

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we shall remember them."

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Displaying Christian symbol deemed offensive.

'I like this. It's cynical and patriotic.'

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

'Your baptism will bring you closer to God!'