Playful Observer Gifts

Scientist seen on loch.

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Frog Baby Names

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

Bizarre sights.

'Let's arbitrate.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Minimalism exhibition...

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

Pyramid Garden

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

Introvert-in-a-Box