Playful Senior Observer Gifts

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"Show-off!"

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"Is your mother here? I thought I smelled her perfume."

Same Sexless Marriage

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

'Second childhood menu, please!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

Go over there and say something...

"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."