Aging Observer Gifts

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"I need a more interactive you."

"Go ask your search engine."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Gone to seed.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

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"I'm liking it already!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider watching his web cam.

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

Old Tortoise

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

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At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.