Aging Observer Gifts

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Breast Height Chart

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"I need a more interactive you."

"Go ask your search engine."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Gone to seed.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Old Tortoise

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."