Retirement Life Observer Gifts

Retired Superheroes using capes as napkins

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Terry had a computer bug.

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

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Life and Death

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I need a more interactive you."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

In case of panic, push button.

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

'The problem is, you say no problem.'

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

'Your ad said you were looking for a people person.'

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

'The coup attempt will have to go on your permanent record.'