Senior Life Observer Gifts

Old man and urinals.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Life and Death

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"I need a more interactive you."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Maternity Hospital

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Mice 25¢

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

Same Sexless Marriage

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

TV on demand

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

Hearse on an emergency

'That IS her care pathway.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'