Student Life Observer Gifts

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

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'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Life and Death

Down on Bourbon Street...

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

"I need a gap year."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Will Kill For Food

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Junior's Towel

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Archeology 101.