School Life Observers Gifts

School photos.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

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'Could I see you after class?'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

Class Rules

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

Teaching Then and Now

"All right, Sam, but by grade three, they should definitely be able to read."

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

'Professor, Professor, the slaves are, I mean, the PhD students are revolting!'

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'

City of Round Holes welcomes you to the University of Square Pegs.

"To think that my parents have been feeding me some rubbish about a stork for years!"

"But, I have to work from home. Otherwise, the junk man might haul it off while I'm away."