School Days Observer Gifts

"To think that my parents have been feeding me some rubbish about a stork for years!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

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I drive, therefore I am.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

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"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Could I see you after class?'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

School photos.

A School Girl and Teacher.

Though it WAS possible that Wade's dog had eaten his homework, Mrs. Vorkley tested the remnants for traces of dog saliva.

Class Rules

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

Teaching Then and Now

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"All right, Sam, but by grade three, they should definitely be able to read."

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"