School Days Celebrant Gifts

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

Today we learned to count to one.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Paul goes home for the holidays

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Giant cat at school open night.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."