School Days Celebrant Gifts

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Today we learned to count to one.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Paul goes home for the holidays

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Giant cat at school open night.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'