School Day Celebrator Gifts

Waving...

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

Today we learned to count to one.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Paul goes home for the holidays

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

I drive, therefore I am.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Giant cat at school open night.

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!