School Day Celebrant Gifts

A Stay at Home Dad on the First Day of School.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

Today we learned to count to one.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Giant cat at school open night.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."