School Celebration Organizer Gifts

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Yay! School is done!!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Beer Cannon

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Giant cat at school open night.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

Pinata Pranks

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"