School Celebration Organizer Pillows

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Beer Cannon

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Giant cat at school open night.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Children lining up for face-in-a-hole school photograph.

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'