School Reunion Organizer Pillows

"Good grief it's Carstairs, we went to school together, what do you do these days?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Original punks go to reunion

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Helen?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

'Class of 62': 'It isn't a reunion, it's a class size!'

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Nah. They're not interesting until the 200th year.'