School Reunion Organizer Gifts

"Good grief it's Carstairs, we went to school together, what do you do these days?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Original punks go to reunion

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

"Helen?"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Class of 62': 'It isn't a reunion, it's a class size!'

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

Embrace Change '08. Smith. Vote for Real Change. Jones. Anybody that optimistic about change hasn't been to a high school reunion lately.

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Nah. They're not interesting until the 200th year.'