Class Reunion Planner Gifts

'Well, that's it. The class of '64 has gained a total of 4,853 pounds.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Original punks go to reunion

"I love college."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Monkey Business College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'