Class Reunion Planner Mugs

'Well, that's it. The class of '64 has gained a total of 4,853 pounds.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'