Reunion Organizer Gifts

'Isn't it time we arranged another school reunion . . . or should we wait for funerals to begin?'

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

Taxi Drivers' Reunion Party

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Cat Reunion

Polygamists' Picnic

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'Where Are They Now?'

Did you miss me?

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'So what have you been up to?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Christmas Hugs

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Mummy?!

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"Same old crowd."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

Remember when?... When was that?