Get-together Organizers Gifts

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Extra Long-jump

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."