Meeting Organizer Gifts

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Thanks again, Mel, for that informative emotional breakdown.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Make Notes in a Meeting/Pick a Loch/Smile when You are Low.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Big Ben

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”