Meeting Organizers Gifts

"Did Hopkins send an unmanned drone again?"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Face painting by numbers.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'And in conclusion.'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Extra Long-jump

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"