Meeting Organizers Mugs

"Did Hopkins send an unmanned drone again?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'And in conclusion.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Extra Long-jump

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.