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"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Face painting.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Extra Long-jump

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"