Meeting Planners Mugs

"A parent/teacher conference? Let me check my schedule and I'll have my people get with your people."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

Networking

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Canape?

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A man washing a mascot costume

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Pearly King and Queen

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'