Conference Planner Mugs

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

'Get ready for Hank's guaranteed applause line - 'in conclusion'.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Inclusive speech

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

A day at the races

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Networking

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Canape?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'