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"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

'Get ready for Hank's guaranteed applause line - 'in conclusion'.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

A day at the races

Networking

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'