Meeting Planners Pillows

"A parent/teacher conference? Let me check my schedule and I'll have my people get with your people."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

Networking

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A man washing a mascot costume

Canape?

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Pearly King and Queen

Trade Show Sherpas

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Scottish party

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'