Meeting Planner Pillows

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."

'Miss Wilkins, would you please have the meeting planner locate someone to second my motion?'

"Jenkins, I think you'll find the 'Any Other Business' section at the end of the agenda."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'Are there any further nominations?'

Conference Pears

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

'There are some gentlemen here who say that they want to drink your blood - do I show them in?'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Conference pears

'I sent out for everything.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Create some buzz!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

A day at the races

Networking

A man washing a mascot costume

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Canape?

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas