Conference Organizer Gifts

Gerald sensed that more than just his reputation was riding on the success of the presentation.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

'And in conclusion.'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

The facilitator from hell.

Energy Saving Conference.

'Why you should always stick to the script.'

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

'And in conclusion...'

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'All I'm saying is that each of you needs to find that 'inner cheese''

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

'I've been meaning to have someone look at that chair.'

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Personally, I wanted to hear your lecture on 'Prioritizing Business Needs', but everyone else went for the pizza in 3A."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"You're back from the conference, Bob, time to use the desktop again."

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

Conference Pears

Lost and found at a magician's convention

Fair view motor lodge: last conference rooms for 127 miles.

'I'll be away for a few days, sir - I'm attending a conference of conference organizers.'

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'The talks were great, but the changeovers between speakers were way too slow...'