Conference Organizer Gifts

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

'And in conclusion.'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

The facilitator from hell.

Energy Saving Conference.

'Why you should always stick to the script.'

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'And in conclusion...'

'All I'm saying is that each of you needs to find that 'inner cheese''

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

'I've been meaning to have someone look at that chair.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Personally, I wanted to hear your lecture on 'Prioritizing Business Needs', but everyone else went for the pizza in 3A."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'The talks were great, but the changeovers between speakers were way too slow...'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'I'll be away for a few days, sir - I'm attending a conference of conference organizers.'

Fair view motor lodge: last conference rooms for 127 miles.

Conference Pears

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'No, no, no, I give the keynote!'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

Lost and found at a magician's convention

"You're back from the conference, Bob, time to use the desktop again."