Staff Meeting Organizer Gifts

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'And in conclusion.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'And in conclusion...'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'