Meeting Management Gifts

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'Miss Wilkins, would you please have the meeting planner locate someone to second my motion?'

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

'Do we have a quorum?'

“We may as well go home. It’s obvious that this meeting isn’t going to settle anything.”

'I'm afraid i'm going to be late for our meeting Roy. I just got T-boned by some CLOWN in a convertible!' / A guy has just been hit in the head with a T-bone steak by an angry clown

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'Applause' sign at a meeting.

A workaholic's dream.

"So now we move to phase two of the Business Contingency Plan."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"What's a debenture?"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."