Meeting Orchestrator Gifts

"NAY!!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Man, times have changed.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Occupational Hazards.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Conference Pears

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'And in conclusion.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

'And in conclusion...'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."